If I were to ever join a 12 Step Program, my introduction to group therapy would go something like this:
"Hello. My name is Jill, and I am a slipper junkie."
I literally cannot pass a store display of slippers without buying a pair.
These are my latest slipper fix. I saw them at a shoe store the other night when I was with Jess and Pep buying soccer shoes, and I knew I had to have them as soon as I saw them.
Sadly, I feel no remorse, nor do I have any desire to offer restitution. I have every intention of keeping this addiction and plan to unabashedly enjoy it.
Sadly, I feel no remorse, nor do I have any desire to offer restitution. I have every intention of keeping this addiction and plan to unabashedly enjoy it.
Mine always get covered in dog hair and then I never want to wear them again. I guess Gracie is better than in therapy for that addiction.
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