Tonight, we attended a community theater production of Rodgers and Hammerstein's Cinderella, or as it is known in my family, "Cindersmelly."
"Do I love you because your feet stink? Or do your feet stink because I love you?"
"The girl who wore this slipper has the stinkiest feet in the kingdom. I must find her!"
(You can thank my mother for the perversion of a fairy tale classic. When I was a girl, Mom would read "Cindersmelly", always substituting references to stinky feet when there were lovey parts. It made me SO MAD, but now of course, I do the same thing with my kids.)
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