A Year In the Life

The American ambassador here in Germany has kids similar to my kids' ages, so we run into him and his wife occasionally around Berlin at various kid-related activities.  It is impossible not to notice them, because they are shadowed by a gang of secret service guys.  Every time I see the secret service men, the phrase "poor schmucks" goes through my head.   

 Here are the Poor Schmucks this morning at Adam's baseball game.

Question:  What is worse than sitting in the wind on a chilly morning watching your kid play baseball?  

Answer:  Standing in the wind on a chilly morning watching a grown man watch his kids play baseball.